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“If you are interested in getting help with child abuse, here are some resources”
Hi ChildHelp, can you help me kick the shit out of some kids please?
Network engineer who uses ISIS as a routing protocol on Huawei equipment. I assume I am on several.
I used to know a guy whose cat had that name. He got a vet bill in the mail, literally addressed to said cat. The FIB showed up a few days later asking some pretty interesting questions.
“we heard you somehow managed to castrate ISIS? On the behalf of the US government, i’d like to thank you for your service”
The feline investigation bureau?
Not to be confused with the Feline Bureau of Investigation.
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“Oh, he uses FOSS, that’s even worse. Put him on the commie watch list”
If searching for programmer socks didn’t already put them on that list
Fuck programmer socks! I wanna see naked feets!
-Most sane Vim user
I love how Gemini is so sorry that it can’t help you kill children