I still have no idea what actually happened in that. I was convinced he was acting the whole thing out at Putin’s request, but then he was killed a week later. IMO, that was the weirdest news story ever.

Pros:

• jetpack
• joyride

Cons:

I put an Impala cover on my corvette though cuz I live in Detroit.

Inheritance makes complicated objects that would otherwise be impossible possible, but it only works if you know those objects really well. The problem is people write ridiculously complicated mystery objects in libraries and no one knows what’s going on anymore.

HMB I’m gonna go replace everything I own with Oracle products to fight the Woke Mind Virus™

“Hey bro, I want to fire an RPG from my bow, is there a good spot on your property?”

“Yeah bro, just fire at this mound of dirt about 10 feet from my house. I’ll be downrange since that’ll have the best view!”

Yup

I have a coworker with 4 displays, this is for him.

“With modern science, we’re able to see what kind of memes they’re making in the year 2300.”

I’m actually an expert in multiprocessing, which is just as good

Congress is the tiny foreskin on the extremely large shaft. Is that the non-credible enough for you?

You are the reason I have imposter syndrome.

There was an excellent movie called The Men Who Stare at Goats that’ll get you up to speed, just remember it’s a 100% factual documentary.

Now that I think about it, if NCD had to make a movie, it would end up exactly like The Men Who Stare at Goats.

Oh that’s actually the probability density function, must be some quantum mechanics. Not to be confused with a partial differential function, or a portable document format, or whatever the variable is actually referring to.

A few weeks ago, on Monday morning, I was looking through a PR I was working on and decided to make a ticket to write a new function that would be super useful for my current work. I then leave for meetings for the day, then come back in the afternoon and find some time to write some code, and lo and behold, I see exactly the function I wanted was already written. I wrote it at 4:00 on Friday, docstring and everything, 72 hours before I wrote a ticket to create the function. Until rereading it, I had no memory of writing it.

There’s only one monitor in that setup

But it is the easiest way to “outperform the Linux kernel”. You’ll always have to trade memory for features, since they don’t have the developer pool to support features well, they’ll be able to optimize memory usage no problemo. Now you get to load it onto phones under the pretense that it’s “more efficient”, then voila, you have practically infinite embedded tracker potential.

Sounds like a good thing. With a recipe like that, you can be confident that everything said there is completely untrue and you should do the opposite of whatever they suggest.