I can’t decide who’s more likely to buy this (if it were new): current me out of nostalgia for a pretty good OS, or 1995 me went to Incredible Universe on release day to buy Windows 95.
Time for all the maintainers of datetime libraries to unionize and give a collective nope.
Yeah, that’s the kind of thing I did only more often. Plus it was back when the conventional wisdom was that 50% of source code should be comments. So there was a LOT.
Just say your profanities aloud and don’t let them make it to version control.
In the first major software system I designed and helped build I was a little too open in my comments. For years after that software had entered sunset I’d still get Slack pings along the lines of: “This looks like a Maximum Derek comment: …” They were all diatribes about whatever was giving me grief when I was writing the code and they would all look perfectly at home in the script for 48 Hours (minus the racial or sexuality slurs).
In my defense we were working with PHP 5.3 at the time.
Worth it if I never have to negotiate another colo contract or have to spec new servers 9 months in advance ever again.
I used to think Javascript was hell when I barely used it. Now I have to build with it regularly and… once in a while I’m just right about things.
tar -tvf
is a favorite of mine.
If I had known that in college I might have gotten an actual STD.
I have a slightly higher appreciation for recursive acronyms now.
3 buttons (not counting the one it’ll be aimed at). Would they be :
, q
, and enter
?
Thank you for explaining the joke.
I mean, my IDE highlights all the TODO’s in yellow. I don’t know how we could possibly make it any less error prone.
Isn’t this pretty much what happened with the LIDAR on the most recent commercial moon lander?
GLADOS was already attempting to digitize employees. And we all know you don’t concatenate employees, because the DIFFs become useless.
As long as the Consent-o-matic addon knows how to say no, I’m good.
When you stop looking for bugs you can honestly say you haven’t found any. That’s how how the pandemic ended.