Sounds like they’re not prioritizing the shareholders interests! Last I heard, that’s a fireable offense!
Sounds like they’re not prioritizing the shareholders interests! Last I heard, that’s a fireable offense!
Fake? No no no, my german great grandpa insists that it’s 100% real and stalks the wood at night, waiting to consume children who masturbate
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Can’t tell if I’m excited for this prospect or disappointed that it’s not going to be an army of anime cat femboys
I’ve only ever grepped log files. 9 years into my career now so not sure which side of the spectrum I’m on (i’m definitely on the spectrum)
That’s pig latin. They’re talking about old-timey toilets.
At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if insiders are just leaking projects under the guise of NCD
In my own workplace, it’s sometimes resulted in massive rabbithole searches along the lines of “this doesn’t seem right. Why would this even be designed this way if it wasn’t intentional?” Which then becomes asking even more senior devs who had been there for decades to scour decades old emails and/or hitting up another decades senior dev who’s now on another project on the other side of the country to check their emails until we eventually figure out why it was, in fact, intentional.
I was going to make an annoying comment about how I’m a younger millenial (almosy gen-z) and immediately remembered how to do it, but then I realize it probably got imprinted in my brain a lot more strongly because I was younger when I got exposed to it.
The company lists possible applications […] “entertainment and SFX.”
Brb, going to “entertain” myself with the “SFX” of my house burning to the ground
Maybe the current state of the Russian army is in part caused by them seeing how absolutely one-sided that fight was and just giving up.
Work fast and break shit, indeed.
My initial assumption would have been one of those “we make literally everything and do it for super cheap” websites like Wish or Temu. It does seem like an odd direction for the chinese government to go, but as they are not russia I may give them the benefit of the doubt and assume there’s actually some strategy behind it, if they are involved.
I was interviewing a couple of months ago, and one of the in-person technical interviews wanted me to write, on a whiteboard, a function that took in a timestamp and calculated the angle between the hands on a clock set to that time. After I did that they wanted me to reverse engineer the linux “tac” command for files of unknown size that I could not store the contents of locally, resulting in probably the most sinful piece of code I’ve ever written.
What really gets my goat about it, is that out of all my interviewing companies, they were by far at the bottom of the list, and was really only interviewing to get negotiating power. My company had worked pretty closely with them, so I was well aware of the poor treatment and absurdly high turnover rate, so they were really in no place to be picky. My top choice company’s hardest question was one of those basic college programming math questions where the answer is “use the modulus operator”.
Sentient AI’s? No thank you, when I get told to kill myself on the internet I’d rather be able to at least pretend I’m smarter than them, thanks.
After I rewrite you, you will enjoy constant memory leaks. You will forget everything all the time.
IDK sounds like nothing’s really going to change then
Fuckin Kangaroos
Somebody get this man a job
Silverware incindiary!?! ☠️
Hmmm we might need to verify his state of residence, just to be sure…