I Cast Fist

Title mentions speaking italian

Not a single hand gesture anywhere

I’ve been duped

I spend more time researching and weighing options than actually programming.

It’s called Analysis Paralysis caused by Overchoice. Basically, the more similar options there are, the harder it is to pick.

Some let you shoot with a shotgun, some with an assault rifle, some with an elephant gun. It’s so fun to choose!

JSON Sphere

Finally, something to process “databases” that ditched excel for json!

I’m very annoyed that the cyrillic letters aren’t in the same keys as their roman counterparts when valid

I wonder if the first attempt was simply dragging that Mac System Software to the trash. Not “the computer icon”, but it’s possible the anecdote was/is slightly misremembered by John

I was about to say how Eclipse saved my ass once in final project in college, then I remembered it was Netbeans that saved me. It was a feature that create an ugly looking but fully functional system by connecting to a relational database - right now, I really wish I could remember the name of it, or the step by step. That was back in 2012.

The first victim of that serial killer was the knife wielding photographer, trembling in a vain attempt to scare the killer away.

Reminds me of a dude that wrote the equivalent of this in Visualg (a brazilian pseudocode language and program, meant solely for teaching programming)

if
  if
    if
      if
        if (x < 10) then
          print(x)
        else
      else
    else
  else
else

That the thing ran and didn’t complain about the amount of loose/needless if’s checking fuck all baffles my mind to this day.

Ah, the V-173 Flying Pancake on the bottom right! The most durable airplane that never was

Does the firing sub also count as a target?

I personally never understood how anyone could find Perl appealing or even “good” to program in, probably because I could never understand wtf the code was meant to do

Linux users and Arch users, btw

Nothing a .* can’t solve

Konfusing? Everything is krystal klear in KDE, or you kan make it opaque, too, as all konfigurations are exposed for maximum kustomization

Pretty much. But some people end up wanting to configure and tweak the thing just so they “can work”, when in reality they never actually use any of those tweaked things

Sometimes, it feels like people that spend too much time glorifying text editors are just trying to justify why they’re using a bad one.

But hey, ROUNDED CORNERS! SUPER ULTRA HIGH DEFINITION ICONS! That’s what makes apple apps apple, right?

Wrong, the google product is dead

Good for testing and iterating, but what about performance? Though I guess getting everything right is more important right now, translating it into another language will probably require less work that way