For those horrible enough to like this.

Sometimes each other too if my information is correct. So even if you are a bad person and want to harass innocent people, kiwi farms isn’t the place to be.

Bad people are bad people towards you too if you give them the chance. Just don’t be bad, much better. Don’t hate!

Vanilla might not be good in a lot of things… Ice cream… Se… But here it is pretty nice!

I can’t test it right now but I would love to know. Is it true?

Yeah! But to be fair, it kinda works in the reverse too

Yeah that’s a stereotype. Some many brilliant people and somehow the fuck ups (not the people but their fuck ups) generate all the attention. I didn’t think of that stereotype and was curious. But seriously blaming a (maybe even a fresh)PhD for being bad at coding is both fair and unfair but no peer review is not on them.

I don’t like cryptic message like this, especially if the repo seems to be gone

I didn’t mean it so serious. I just tried to express that you seem to have experience with it and I am wondering what you have to deal with. I am sorry if it came across negatively.

So you are saying you are the expert in unshitifying queries? What is the most common thing that needs to be unshitified?

As a dev, yes usually. It is certainly the better starting point.

I am telling you this because hopefully it will make you feel a little better. Our head of it blames devs for slow queries.