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3 months agoNothing like Michael Bay would have us believe.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
Nothing like Michael Bay would have us believe.
This is one of my favorite videos. It just is what it is and I’m all for it.