Captain Aggravated

Biden shared a stage tonight with the only man he can reasonably defeat in this election. I think I should announce my candidacy, I could run on a “my dick can get hard without pharmaceuticals” platform.

Ritchie’s Basilisk.

The town I grew up in has an AM radio station with call letters WEEB.

As a small time backyard gardener I can say from experience that 4 plants made more cherry tomatoes than I could reasonably eat. I was giving ziplock bags of cherry tomatoes away to people at work for a couple months. They probably did produce a year’s worth of cherry tomatoes, but they don’t refrigerate or freeze particularly well and they’re not a great choice for making tomato sauce because of their liquid/pulp/skin ratio.

Similarly I’ve found that I can grow a year’s supply of red pepper flakes with a whopping two cayenne plants. The rate at which I consume red pepper flakes, I’m about out by the time this year’s peppers start ripening.

I’m able, in my tiny little garden, to grow more of single kinds of foods than I can reasonably eat. I cannot grow enough to sustain my entire diet; I’d need more land than I own to grow grain.

You know, I think I agree with the spirit of that assertion but not the letter of that assertion.

There are people who are kind of at their limit knowing that on your phone there’s a Facebook app, but you have to use your browser and go to the website on a computer. These folks will hear dial tones and TV static in their heads if you say “secure socket layer” to them. These folks have probably also sat through NordVPN ads and heard words like “secure” and “encrypted” used together, and will probably make understandable mistakes like “how’d someone steal bitcoins? I thought it was encrypted?”

Yeah, I’ve seen people riff on xkcd comics before but they usually do a bad job of matching the handwriting/font (I don’t know if Randall hand-letters these or if he types in a handwritey font). It’s often a deliberately bad job, because indicating that they are changing the original is a part of the message/artistic expression. Like when a word is covered with a black bar with white letters in it in a different font, an obvious revision, it’s like hearing a different voice interrupt.

I can’t help it, seeing Godzilla and King Kong reminds me too much of an old Japanese movie where Godzilla and King Kong were fighting, and Godzilla breathes fire on King Kong. Kong doesn’t like that so he reaches down and pulls up a tree and stuffs it root ball first down Godzilla’s throat to stop the fire. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

It ran on the N64 with that frame rate. It felt great, it felt FAST, and that drum and bass soundtrack from the absolute peak of the genre. If we’re honest with ourselves it’s Mario Kart wearing Axe body spray but holy damn does it work.

Reminds me of Extreme-G 2. “Reah Fiyah Rockets”

Multi-pull miss aisle!

I was about to say no we really do this.

Needs to be on one of those giant dot matrix light signs so it can be animated.

Premeditated Tantrum would be an excellent punk rock band name.

And, very unfortunately, only for a minute.

tedious flight instructor noises

It’s got some serious Engineer from TF2 vibes.

“And of that don’t work, use more plane.”

One dude started firing I think a 20mm machine gun at an American ship, the American ship immediately deleted him with a 5 inch shell.

I get the “Fun fact!” guy, that sorta fat dude who apparently has a forge and a farm and runs a DnD campaign…? that one dude that critiques crap tool reviews and ends every video with “There you go!” and a channel that…over-explains the HBO miniseries Band of Brothers?

I don’t get any tit bait which means I’ve either done something wrong or done something right.

According to PyPI, the library is genuine.

Rifle can’t shoot through walls.

How do we get so many missiles in them? Like this!