Given that the thing was created on a meme of “what if programing languages were guns?” to represent the C language, I guess it’s pretty much correct.

Infrastructure is a main concern every time somebody looks into buying some F-16.

(But, of course, not where the jets will land. Other kinds of infrastructure.)

I’m just not sure what the middle guy would be saying

“I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance!”

But well, inheritance goes brrrrrr.

“Log” is the name of the place you write your tracing information into.

Let me introduce you to syslogd.

But well, it’s probably overkill, and you almost certainly just need to log on a shared volume.

They are doing everything they were created to do!

Yeah, I would rather not ask either.

Don’t ask what all that weight does to the running surfaces either. Some things it’s better to just not know.

The sheer number of people that do not expect a joke on this community… (Really, if you are trying to learn how to program pay attention to the one without the Humor on the name, not here.)

Well, I guess nobody expects.

That *++ operator from C is indeed confusing.

Reminds me of the goes-to operator: --> that you can use as:

while(i --> 0) {

Well, Israel destroyed a building and killed about a dozen people.

Iran got what? 3 missiles across? So I’d guess they destroyed 3 buildings, and probably killed about a dozen people. Looks similar.

Now, we need a large airborne plane carrier.

Wow, I can’t believe I’m reading that first point from a 2018 comment. I’d mock it if it was in 2006.

You should have backups. Not hedge against 1 in 10 million error conditions.

The second one is a huge bother in desktops. I never not regretted trying it.

The third one is a complete non-problem.

Are those ex-Windows users slowing you down in any way?

And anyway, if you are talking about desktops, I’ve been using only / and /home for about 20 years since I noticed that /boot and /var didn’t bring me any value for a really long time. I’m currently wondering if I shouldn’t ditch /home.

Or yours

even bring the bad, flawed windows culture to linux

Infighting is on the Unix culture since it left the Bell Labs. Or maybe even sooner.

But the only real enemy of that set is NVidia.

To the point that I’m doubting the OP’s non-knowledge.

He must know at least a lot of C++… But I disagree with the PHP one; it always transforms the problem, never leaves it alone. And transforms it very productively.

People tried that on Reddit. We got a handful of jokes, but nobody had time to laugh of them or post new ones.

Not really. But with JS it’s better safe than sorry.

The GP’s addition is unnecessary, but I fully support anyone that decides to do it.

This evaluates to NaN for some reason:

'10' % 0

Since JS doesn’t really differentiate strings from numbers, except on the places it does, it makes sense to make sure you are working with numbers.

It makes sure x is a number.