Sub sonic ammunition? Holy hell man that shit’s basically silent. Tactile as fuck

As an entirely un-related party with no further knowlage I can confirm that yeah, it definitly happened.

My source? I just want to believe man

“Added brew to list of accepted package managers”

From my “install all the things” script I host on github

It’s a sex joke. Two sponges, a rubber glove, and some lube can aparently make a reasonable at home fleshlight. You take the sponges and place them at each side of the glove wrapping the hole around them to keep it firm before placing it in some tube, say the provided image of a man portable recoilless anti tank missile launcher, and use the lubricant to allow a persons erect member to enter this unholy contraption.

The idea is that you are between each sponge which gives pressure while the glove provides a slick surface. The m1 rocket launcher provides a sturdy structure to contain it all.

I am sorry for forcing this knowledge onto you

Hello [XMunk], we’d like to thank you for your time here at this company and we understand this may come as a surprise but due to the current corporate ‘right sizing’ the company is undertaking we are sad to inform you of the cessation of your responsibilities. We wish you the best in your future endeavours and hope in the future you may rejoin our family. Due to internal performance reviews we understand that you are not eligable for severance benefits, but if you sign the attached forms we will be happy to help you out in receiving your Vacation pay.

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