southsamurai

That movie pisses me off so bad.

The speech the president gives? Cheesy, an obvious attempt to pull at heart strings and manipulate the audience’s emotions.

And it frakking works on me! I hate that! Like, I love the movie, I love the scene, I love the speech. But it pisses me off so much that they nailed the phrasing so perfectly, and the delivery is just right to ignore my cynicism and make my brain go all gung ho and want to clap.

Bloody ridiculous!

Eh, it isn’t the music that’s the cancer. It’s just bland pop, no big deal.

It’s the industry that surrounds it that’s cancerous. It chews “idols” up and spits them out.

I think there was a mistranslation of “biological warfare”

Edit: Jfc, I can’t believe I agree with lil kim

Kim has called South Korean K-pop a “vicious cancer.”)

Also, this response is based as fuck, and I can’t believe I’m using the term based because I think it’s fucking stupid, but this is based as fuck.

Oh, y’all gonna fuck with us and drop letter bombs? Hold my north Korean beer…

It’s a shit storm.

I’m gonna shit myself laughing at this

Dammit, and here I had said I wasn’t going to masturbate today

I’m still mad he didn’t get the medal of honor for his actions.

Absolutely. While I respect the hell out of them, and don’t like disturbing nature, even if I wasn’t allergic, I would nuke yellow jackets in my yard. Just hell no.

I’d rather deal with big hornets, because at least those you can kinda see and avoid, plus they don’t swarm the same.

As long as they aren’t near the house, I’m fine with them. But my allergic ass can’t afford to let them build where they always try to, which is right at the doors.

I hate it. I mean, I’m phobic of all of the stinging insects because of the allergy and damn near dying and such, but I’ve come to enjoy most bees from a distance. I can even let a bumbler buzz me without pissing my pants.

But wasps and hornets? Heeelllllll no. The first time I got stung by one, my leg was swollen so bad it split, and that was in kindergarten. The second time, I couldn’t breathe. So, you know, fuck wasps and hornets.

Even a honey bee puffs me up and swells my throat, but they won’t mess with you just for existing. Like, we’ve had bees buzzing around our front porch all the time what with the planters and all. Same in the back yard, where we’ve planted native species with having plenty of native insects in mind. None of the regular bees mess with anyone unless there’s an accident. But freaking wasps just fuck with you.

Yellow jackets in particular can fuck right off.