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Oh, I didn’t know that. Hi Neil!
Oh, I didn’t know that. Hi Neil!
Just make the mirror as wide as the drone! Oh, wait…
Oh no, don’t mention that, I’ve got work to do! Must resist the urge to…
Make Paperclip. Make Paperclip. Make Paperclip.
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Buy Autoclipper… Buy Megaclipper… Release Hypnodrones… Optimize Von Neumann Probes…
Wait, another Neil Cicierega project I was unaware of? How many projects does this guy have?
Rabbits engage in coprophagy to extract more nutrients using their short digestive tracts. Is this analogous to training ML models on AI-generated output?
Yeah, that’s the name of the character, but not the comic strip.
Where is paid_not_payed bot when we need them?
I tried some of the popular jailbreaks for ChatGPT, and they just made it hallucinate more.
Most lightbulbs are not recyclable in an ordinary recycling bin, and CFLs are particularly tricky due to their mercury content. I’m glad we’ve mostly switched to LEDs now.
“5- I mean, Z…”
Reminds me of some of those swastika graffiti failures…
I had an older physics prof who had been in the (Lebanese?) military. He had put on a few pounds, but was still in great shape. He could do a perfect front split and would arm wrestle any student and win. Really engaging lecturer too.
Wow, that is a rather cursed-looking aircraft design. Did it work?
This related article (though Fusion, not Fission) is much less depressing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_Wilson
the engine and propeller completely enclosed by the fuselage—in essence, the whole fuselage was a single ducted fan
Wow, that is pretty unique.
Huh, interesting. I don’t think I’m on a VPN. Link seems to be working now. Not sure what changed.
Clicks source, sees error:
Failed to parse page JSON data: expected value at line 1 column 1
“Computer? Computer? Hello, computer?”
It went from Twitter to Xitter to Xittier.
that ended up working better anyway
Not sure if it ended up working better, as it landed with nonzero horizontal velocity. Though I suppose we’ll never know how well the original system would have performed…
It’s no Potter Puppet Pals, that’s for sure.