Well if the C/O would just STFU for two seconds and listen to the theme song, it explains very succingtly who those particular “sailors” are and what they do.

“All I said was, ‘this pizza pocket is good enough for Allah!’.”

“There! You see?! He said it again. Blasphemer!”

USS Enterprise NCC-1701D

Code name: “The Love Shack”

“Oh, you’re gonna cut ME off you little shit!? We’ll see about that.”

No need to blow through stop lights when you can just blow them up.

Least reliable and highest maintenance costs of any light artillery.

“The Lord of the Rings: Shockwave”

“The Lord of the Rings: Mushroom Cloud”

“The Lord of the Rings: Nuclear Winter”

I forgot about that part! Saddam had the whole thing taped and distributed copies all over Iraq. We take the ease of media distribution today for granted. Much harder to do in 1979. That was truly some next level bragging. “I’m in charge now. Go fuck yourself.”

I remember reading about Saddam’s takeover of the Ba’ath party. That story was a wild ride.

TLDR: Saddam calls an emergency party conference and has the former president’s secretary stand up and read a “confession”, claiming to be part of a Syrian-backed plot to overthrow the Iraqi government along with a list of names of his “co-conspirators.”

As the name of each "co-conspirator’ is read, guards come in and take them from the room one at a time. 68 people were removed, charged with treason, and convicted. Saddam has 22 of them sentenced to death, gives the others weapons, and orders them to kill the first group.

Voila! Saddam is now dictator for life.

Oh yeah, it’s right here in the service manual. “Enemy entrails should only be used as lubricant in an emergency, when a a superior petroleum based lubricant is unavailable.”

Side by side shotguns kind of do the same thing where they kick slightly to one side or the other. That’s why over/under is the more common double barrel configuration anymore.

The movement is a lot easier to compensate for with a shotgun since it’s easier to control and fires shot shells instead of cannonballs.

That just sounds like a Sonic Drive In.

MiG-21: AKA the “flying coffin.”

Fancy title for the developer that gets yelled at when the CI pipeline is broken. Also a good chance they are the one that broke it.

I currently work on a NodeJS/React project and apparently I’m going to have to start pasting “‘any’ is not an acceptable return or parameter type” into every damned PR because half the crazy kids who started programming in JavaScript don’t seem to get it.

For fucks sake, we have TypeScript for a reason. Use it!

To be clear, Putin never ordered the death of anyone. Some Russians just have shitty windows and are extra susceptible to the effects of gravity. They didn’t choose to be pre-disposed to falling to their deaths. They were just born that way. What are you gonna do?

/s

The next day:

Product Owner: “We need to prevent the user from yeeting their keyboard across the room. This needs to happen within the current sprint.”

Dev Team: “Uhhhh… That’s not possible. How would we even do that?”

Product Owner: “How many more devs is it going to take to make it possible?”

Dev Team: “The number of Devs isn’t the issue here. This is more of a physics problem.”

Product Owner: “Great. Keep me updated on the progress and reach out to the scrum master with any blockers.”

Dev Team: Updating resumes in background

I moved from primarily ASP.Net Core backends, which is a hell of a great backend framework btw, to NestJS. Not my choice. I do what the people who sign my paychecks ask for.

I cannot begin to fathom why anyone would willingly choose JavaScript for backend. TypeScript helps a lot but there are still so many drawbacks and poor design decisions that make the developer experience incredibly frustrating. Features that are standard in ASP.Net Core, Django, or other common backend frameworks just don’t exist.

Also, don’t get me started on GraphQL. Sure, it has performance advantages for websites of a certain size and scale. But 99% of the websites out there don’t have the challenges that Facebook has. The added complexity and development cost over REST is just not worth it.

That asshole gets me every time.

God damnit! Who the fuck wrote this streaming pile of dog shit? Which ignorant fucktard has their head shoved so far up their ass that they would do something this stupid!?

Checks git blame

Ahhh fuck!